The Rock

At the Hogan there is a rock, spherical, looks almost like it was chiseled then sanded and polished. It's probably around 5 pounds, the size of a grapefruit and it is a light cream color. It's thought it could be a dragon egg, a dragon ball, an alien something, could be something some bored concrete workers fired out of a cannon or possibly...the stone that killed Goliath.

Why did Goliath, champion, giant, soldier decide to fight against a young boy? Because David was very good at provoking people with 'yo mama' jokes.

Yo mama is so fat she gave birth to your giant ass.

There it all is.


But we still don't know what the rock is. All I know is it comforts and scares me simultaneously, it is perplexing.